play fetch:
man coerces dog to pee into urinal loaded with moth balls
which he then proceeds to swallow one by one
royal roast:
king visits royal stables to select hog for tonight’s roast
then proceeds to rutt with it while giving it a reacharound
blow her mind:
man cuts off the top part of his lover’s skull
then proceeds to fuck the crack
between the left and right parts of her brain